February 01, 2005

My American Dream

Someday, I want to be so overweight that as a parent, my only disciplinary recourse against my unruly children will be to yell ineffectual threats from afar.

Posted by argyle at February 1, 2005 06:58 PM
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Oh, nice one!

Someday, I want to be so overweight that the airlines force me to purchase another seat because my ass can't fit into just one.

Someday, I want to be so overweight that the act of eating makes me winded.

Someday, I want to be so overweight that I take offense to "Your Momma's So Fat" jokes because most apply to me.

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