Suppose you're a contractor and you remodel homes, install kitchens, built-in furniture, etc. and that you have some spare time to spend beautifying your own home. Now suppose you wanted to install a cabinet in your basement in which you'll collect your odds and ends such as jack stands, pennies, and air conditioning vents. Nothing too heavy will be held in the cabinet since the cabinet itself weighs about 60 pounds.
How would you attach it to a wall?
Answer: four screws out the back into drywall so that when someone tries to work on the electrical outlet underneath, the jarring impact of unscrewing the socket cover and prying out the receptacle shakes the cabinet down and almost kills him.
If you happen to read this, ye jackass from whom I bought this house, suck a dick. Preferably your girlfriend's you dickless s.o.b.
Posted by argyle at March 13, 2005 02:59 PM